arsene york-hunt 4:47 Tue Jun 18
Popular songs you sing with rude words..
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eg.
Rule Britannia three monkeys up a stick
One fell dow-ow-ow-ow-own and hurt his prick.
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martinbritt_63
12:25 Sun Jun 23
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A trace of lipstick on an old french letter
A case of syphilis that won't get better
And when I piss it stings
These foolish things remind me of you.
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arsene york-hunt
12:21 Sun Jun 23
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Lucky lucky lucky me
I'm a lucky son of a gun,
I work 8 hours
I sleep 8 hours
And take it right up the bum.
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chim chim cha boo
4:25 Sat Jun 22
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Oh Danny boy,
The fucking pipes are calling.
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Alfs
3:38 Fri Jun 21
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Cheers, Surface. That Smokie was an odd-looking specimen.
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SurfaceAgentX2Zero
12:17 Fri Jun 21
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Alfs 9:51 T
Living Next Door to Alice (Smokie with Roy 'Chubby' Brown version)
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COOL HAND LUKE
12:06 Fri Jun 21
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ONE FOR CHRISTMAS:
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
I've got a bell on the end of my cock.
Each time it swings, the jingle bell rings...
That's the jingle bell rock.
(You can add some Rik Mayall 'moves' for maximum effect).
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Iron Duke
9:59 Fri Jun 21
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I also add "beef" to that Elbow song when I'm singing along in the car.
Also the song I Like It by Gerry and the Pacemakers, I like it when you suck my cock/lick my balls, etc.
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Shades
1:18 Fri Jun 21
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Joseph and his technicolour dream coat.
“I close my eyes, pull back my foreskin”.
Elbow- One day like this.
“Throw your beef curtains wide”.
A fine life from Oliver.
“If you don’t mind taking it up the arsehole, it’s a fine life”.
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Eerie Descent
10:36 Thu Jun 20
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"Somewhere, over the CUNT rainbow"
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SurfaceAgentX2Zero
10:30 Thu Jun 20
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Magic Moments
I'll never forget,
the smell of her sweat,
the whiff of her armpits
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RBshorty
10:25 Thu Jun 20
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Love In The First Degree. By Bananarama.
“Cause I’m Guilty.”
“Guilty as a Cunt can be.”
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only1billybonds
10:24 Thu Jun 20
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'Time,he flexes like a whore,falls wanking tothe floor.
Bowie. 'Time' from Aladin Sane.
Used to sing this to piss my mum off.
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wanstead_hammer
10:20 Thu Jun 20
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Up town, stop wanking.
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Jasnik
10:05 Thu Jun 20
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Sister Sledge - We Are Family
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ChillTheKeel
10:04 Thu Jun 20
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Elton John - Candle in the Wind - Dead Di Version
And it seems to me, you lived your life
Like a fucked up cunty bitch
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Alfs
9:51 Thu Jun 20
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What's that song when everyone retorts 'who the fuck is Alice'?
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BigDingus
7:30 Thu Jun 20
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Come on and shine (shine), shine like a star
Shining so bright like the cunt that you are
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Joe C
2:53 Thu Jun 20
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...and I missed your ginger hair
And the way you stink of piss
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Mad Dog
2:43 Thu Jun 20
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Rihanna "I fell in love with a homeless gay" (hopeless place)
Kings of leon "whaaaaaoh my urine's on fire"
Example "guarantee you'll miss me 'cause you changed the way you fist me" (kissed)
Often the word heart can be changed to arse to make a song funnier
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13 Brentford Rd
2:20 Thu Jun 20
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Arseholes Bastards Fucking Cunts and Pricks
Killing in the name of
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Iron Duke
2:14 Thu Jun 20
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In a Kasabian song that I can't remember the name of, they sing "I wanna open up your eyes wide, eyes wide" sounds like "I wanna open up your ass wide, ass wide".
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